To those of us who have children in our lives,
Whether they are our   own,
Grandchildren,
Nieces,
Nephews,
Or   students...
Here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control,
You can take   comfort from the thought that
Even God's   omnipotence did not extend
To His own   children.

After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was
‘DON’T!'

‘don’t what? ‘
Adam   replied.

‘Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.'
God   said.  

'Forbidden   fruit?
We   have forbidden fruit?  
Hey   Eve...we have forbidden fruit! ‘

‘No   Way! ‘
'Yes   way!  ’

‘Do NOT eat the fruit! ‘
Said   God.




'Why?  ’

‘Because I am your Father and I said so! '
God  replied,  
Wondering why He hadn't  stopped
Creation after  making the  elephants

A few minutes   later,  
God   saw His children having an apple break
And He was ticked !  
‘Didn’t I tell you not to eat the fruit? ‘
God   asked.  





‘Uh huh,'
Adam   replied...

‘then why did you?'
Said the Father.

‘I don’t know,'
Said Eve.
'She started it! ‘
Adam   said.

'Did   not!  ’
'Did   too!  ’
‘DID NOT! ‘

Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.  

If   you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don’t be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK   ABOUT!

1.  You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk...  Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2.  Grandchildren are God’s reward
for not killing your own   children.

3.  Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.

4.  Children seldom misquote you.
In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have   said

5.  The main purpose of holding children’s parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own

6.  We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.



ADVICE FOR THE DAY:  

Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your  
Nursing  home one   day

AND   FINALLY:  

IF  YOU HAVE A LOT OF  TENSION
AND YOU GET A  HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS  
ON THE  ASPIRIN BOTTLE:




'TAKE  TWO ASPIRINS'  
AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM  CHILDREN'!!!!!